Reptilian Chameleon

Writer's Block: Pick and Stick

2009-07-25T08:11:03Z

If you could only eat one kind of cuisine—Mexican, Thai, French, Italian, Indian, Chinese, etc.—for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

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Lebanese!

For the newbies...

2006-09-20T12:38:33Z

It's time once again for "THAT" update.

If you've added this journal, please add 2013 as well. I read off this one and post in that one.

UGH!!!

2006-08-17T22:36:41Z

So with the last corrected date, today is my due date.... still no baby. Everyone thought he was coming early, all signs pointed to it... oh well. Damn.

I've been everywhere man, I've been everywhere....

2006-08-17T15:53:07Z

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

Arrest Made in JonBennet case...

2006-08-16T23:52:18Z

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/16/ramsey.arrest/index.html

Whoa...

Something doesn't seem right here.

Tell me that UGLY SOB doesn't look like Taco....

2006-08-16T20:17:45Z

Never ever watch Wolfsheim videos if you haven't already.... ugh, good music... ugly fucker....

I'm better than you...

2006-07-29T23:22:01Z

Want to know why?

On Aug 8, my brand new Magenta Razr V3 will arrive on my doorstep. :P I have a Razr on the way.... and it's HOT FUCKING PINK!!! WHOO HOO!

Ok, now that that's out of my system you may proceed to tell me to shut up, and then brag about how long you've already had your Razr. ;)

http://reviews.cnet.com/Motorola_Razr_V3_Magenta/4505-6454_7-31594015.html

P.S. I'll be out at HaVoK tonight to help Darrel. Apparently, he's ganking Roy's rig and asked me if I'd help him. I said yes grasshoppah. Lol. I really wanted to go to the Mina's Synth Night @ Numbers tonight, so maybe I'll head over there towards the end of the night. If anyone's going to that let me know how it is, and tell Miss Mina I said hey.

I can't even come up with a subject line....

2006-07-12T22:14:41Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS3mhjt7TrY
"Bayer/HIV Cover-up"

Is this bullshit? I can't decide if this is an outrage, or if that guys is full of shit. What are your thoughts?

Phone goodness...

2006-07-12T18:02:04Z

New Home/Business number:

202.657.4668

Also, if you have Skype hit us up.

LEMMINGS!!! START JUMPING!!!!

2006-07-12T14:56:54Z

OHHHH, I look awesome!

devra @ 2006-07-11T18:39:00

2006-07-11T22:42:46Z

I've said it before and I'll say it again... David Hasselhoff videos are the worst. Like worst than Tom Jones' Sex Bomb, worst than Hanson... ugh. How the fuck is this guy still around??? Anyway, it's really fucking good for a laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o

Way too goddamn long.

2006-07-11T03:07:37Z

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Just CSI and House mostly.)	✓ I own lots of books. ("Lots" is an understatement.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Well, I did, but I lost my pimped out glasses about 2 years ago and haven't been able to get any since. :( My vision is getting worse, so I should probably do it soon.)	× I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Oh please, who hasn't?)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I've been labeled one, but he's the one that tried to beat the shit out of me, so yeah, you tell me who was the psycho ex.)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Usually, unless your mother really DOES look fat in that dress.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Once again, that's an understatement.)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Mommy-dom will do that to you.)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I used to carry a 3 inch blade with me at all times. Half serrated, half polished and laser sharpened. Bet you didn't know that about me.)

* * * * *

× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Who doesn't?)	× I hate the rain. (I freakin' love the rain!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Haahaha... at times... lol...)	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Maybe, I'd have to really think about it.)	✓ I need/want money right now. (Well, it's not a big deal, but don't we all need just a little more than we have?)
✓ I love sushi. (Too bad I can't eat it while preggo.)	× I talk really, really fast. (Sometimes... ;))	× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Hahaha, mine isn't exactly great, but I'm not curling the hairs on the boy next to me.... they were like that BEFORE I got there.)
✓ I have long hair. (Long, long hair.)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been)	✓ I have at least one sibling. (An adopted sis.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (All at once sometimes.)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I don't usually answer anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Dude, I'm totally hot!)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	× I think prostitution should be legalized.	✓ I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (You mean like kiss?)	× I enjoy talking on the phone. (I hate the phone. It should die and burn in hell. I don't know how, but somewhere along the line I developed a severe phone phobia. There are like 3 people in the universe I'd answer for right away.)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before. (I've rejected quite a few someones in my day.)
✓ I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	✓ I want to have children in the future. (Like now. Get it out!!!!! If I could pick when to go into labor, it would be like now... warning though, I'm never having another one after this.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to like everything. Esp Onions.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music. (Some of it is pretty good, but mostly old stuff like Patsy.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (No, but it sure looks like I used it to advance my dj career doesn't it?)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Hey they oked it.)	✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	✓ Democrat. (Sort of. Extremely liberal, I think it goes far beyond Dem.)	× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish. (No but I have a deep love of punk and spent a lot of time amassing a huge collection of the best punk music.)	✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Hahahaha!)
× I study for tests most of the time. (Never.)	✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	✓ I can work on a car. (Worked as a mechanic right after high school.)
✓ I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Quite a few of them.)
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	✓ I can't whistle. (I used to be able too, but then I had to get braces and couldn't after. When I had a retainer afterwards, I learned to whistle again, but when I lost that, I just lost the ability completely.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I'm quite good.)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo. (I think I'm up to four now.)	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (And before, and after, and at lunch, and after work, and before bed, and man I can't wait to be "un-pregnant" so I can indulge.)	✓ I'm an artist.	✓ I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.	✓ I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.	✓ I smoke. (Did before, and will after.)	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Hahahahaha, does anyone really do this???)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (From the original atari (with games), to pong and the original Nintendo.)	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.	✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Not all the time, but it happens often. Not with the people I really love though.)	✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (High school Auto shop was the best 2 years of my teenage life. I like making boys cry.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum. (I fucking love gum.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Online :))	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer. (Used to.)	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (?)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Hahahahaha, some of these are fucking hilarious! EWWW!)	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	✓ I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! (Was :()	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (and like omg like totally ghey!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	✓ I can only hate someone that I love.	✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

devra @ 2006-06-19T17:41:00

2006-06-19T21:41:46Z

N/M, I found their hooker butts... they're almost here.

devra @ 2006-06-19T16:50:00

2006-06-19T20:52:04Z

Anyone heard from Naika and the rest of the crew? Haven't heard from them in a bit, just wanted to make sure they are ok.

devra @ 2006-05-27T18:42:00

2006-05-27T23:42:52Z

Oh yeah, and we're offically in Houston until Tuesday morning, so if you wanna see me, catch me now!

Stolen from Dj_Nitrogen (that mofo always posts the best shit)...

2006-05-27T15:58:35Z

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/osmond%20shocked%20by%20daughters%20internet%20sex%20talk_24_05_2006

I'm so tired of self-righteous bitches. Why doesn't she just clean up her kids? I know there are instances where children do go astray no matter what you do, but I don't think this is one of them. I think she's just a mother too into her own thing to pay attention to her kids, and now that they've become something she doesn't like, it must be the internet's fault.

devra @ 2006-05-15T16:06:00

2006-05-15T20:07:13Z

Ok, time to switch back over to 2013. My laptop is back up and running and the internet is back up. WHOO HOO!

I'm having a momentary run of insanity...

2006-05-10T18:35:58Z

Poison:
Jul 9 2006 8:00P
Verizon Wireless Theater Houston, TX

I want to be the most preggo bitch in the front row with my hair the size of Texas and lipstick so red it must have been scraped from the side of a Corvette.

What fashion challenged universe did I stumble into???

2006-05-10T15:41:34Z

I have the TV on in the backround while I work, and sometimes I catch the wrong end of some conversations. Other times, I hear the craziest shit. Get this:

"Gun metal is the new black!"

Uh, what?

::shakes head:: ::rolls eyes::

devra @ 2006-05-09T20:46:00

2006-05-10T00:47:29Z

Hair dye has been aquired. Let's get some red back in this shit. I hate how it always fades to this icky brownish color. If al goes well it will lighten it just a bit and add a little more red to it.

I WANNA FEEL GIRLY AGAIN GODDAMMIT!

2006-05-09T23:23:37Z

I am soooo fucking sick of my hair, with it's no volume, no ability to hold a style, BAH! My hair=Bland Central Station.

And I want my nails done.

And a good massage, maybe a facial.

Oh when I get my first paycheck I'm so getting myself "all did up." Word, and I'll still have plenty left over cuz I'm frugal like a bitch when I have to be.

*EDIT*
Note to self: Go buy Cassis Rose Perfume or oil from Body Shop, that stuff is wonderbar. I have a very select few fragrances I like, but that one is getting added to the favourites list.

Poor Guy....

2006-05-09T23:15:02Z

http://www.avirginsplea.com/

Sucks to be him!

You've got to be kidding me....

2006-05-09T21:20:08Z

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=14435

Knight Rider.....The Movie

Productive day...

2006-05-09T18:59:40Z

Wow, I've really gotten a lot done today. Go me!

My day started a little before 7:30 this morning. Call it combination caffeine last night and baby kicks, I call it a recipe for doom. Anyway, I hopped on the computer and got to work early today and have so far logged 5 hours. I'll do 3 or 4 more later, but for now I want to finish the housework since there isn't much left. I also have all the laundry done except 2 tiny loads, one small load of dishes to do, and then vacuum, and VOILA! I'm done. Craziness. That will take all of 15 min.

I also got the hobbit up and out on time today. Had his shower going and coffee on before I even dragged him out of bed. Had his clothes picked out, shoes, everything. I'm tired of him being late and staying home hogging the laptop till damn near noon when I need to be working.

Anyway, I'm all freshly showered, dressed adorably, and ready to conquer the REST of the world.

In other news, I've been working my ass off for Grafofini. No pay for that, but when the redesigns start rolling in, we'll be rolling in it. WHOO HOO! I'm a solicitations whore it seems. I came up with a list of over 100 sites in 4 different categories that need a redesign and look like they have the money to put into it. I've also been working with Austin on packages for small businesses and smaller municipalities. We're adding a new page to the Grafofini site with said packages, and then everything should be set. I'm beyond excited. I am beyond busy lately. One way or another I'm making money and taking over the world. It feels good to be back to business, back to work, and back on top. I feel like I can conquer anything.

In baby news, we should be back in Houston in about 2 weeks. Austin just has to decide exactly when he's taking off work. I'm so excited about that. I get to see my midwife, see Aiden on the ultrasound again, get to see all my peeps and rock out with my non-existant cock out.

Any, there's a lot more, but I've got things to do.

They finally made a soup just for me...

2006-05-09T03:49:34Z

Notice it's the spicy kind. ;)

I guess I should post this pic too for full effect...